Spurdo Spärde

A Spurdo Spärde is a species of humanoid bear that are spread throughout the galaxy. They speak Spurdish, a complex language consisting of broken English spoken in a Finnish accent. While once thought to be mutated Pedobears, it was recently discovered that they are actually aliens from the planet Spurdo V, orbiting the star Spurdo Prime. From there the Spurdo-Embror rules and manages the Imbeerium of Spurdogind. There is also a sub-species of Spurdos called "American Bears," obese, freedom-loving Spurdos that inhabit the United States of America. There are also related species, including Spurdogs and Burdo Bärdes.