Bear

Bears are big, hairy, scary, omnivorous mammals from Earth. They lived up north mostly, in places like Russia, Canada, Alaska, and Finland. Spurdos are believed to be descended from bears.

Not to be confused with a big fat hairy gay dude.

Methods to survive bears

 * 1) Offer them honey.
 * 2) Yell a lot. Bears only attack when surprised.
 * 3) Don't run.
 * 4) Don't spook them.